Dec 1, 2007
Gotta Love It! New Government Seal
Official Announcement:
The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
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2 comments:
Only problem is that Bush doesn't believe in Condom's. He believes faith will protect you from things.
Too bad Bush Sr didn't use one.
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Hi Ted,
Faith without works is dead. I wish his mother believed in condoms :p
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