Dec 1, 2007

Gotta Love It! New Government Seal

Official Announcement:
The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.

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Ted said...

Only problem is that Bush doesn't believe in Condom's. He believes faith will protect you from things.

Too bad Bush Sr didn't use one.

Number of Operations Iraq Freedom and Enduring Freedom casualties as confirmed by U.S. Central Command: 4326

Carol said...

Hi Ted,
Faith without works is dead. I wish his mother believed in condoms :p