Jan 25, 2008

The Loving Husband...

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, 'You can have her shipped home for $5,000 , or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.' The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, 'Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?' The man replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.'
Hey....It's Friday yanno?

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Ted said...

Love it.. Thanks for the chuckle..

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Carol said...

Ha! I knew you'd like this one...you're welcome:)