10. Send troops to invade U.S. Mint
9. Oprah gives everybody a new car
8. Turn Grand Canyon into a giant national "Have a penny, leave a penny" jar
7. Cheney threatens to shoot Treasury secretary in the face
6. Plans to fix economy in third term
5. Replace Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke with briefcase babes from "Deal or No Deal"
4. Send elite team of economists to rob Mick Jagger's apartment
3. Ahhh somebody help... Cloverfield monster... Run for your lives!
2. Maybe not spending a billion dollars a month in Iraq?(ya think?)
1. Forget the economy why doesn't someone try stimulating Condoleezza?
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