True Friendship (With none of that Sissy Crap!)

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,
but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-just the stone cold truth of our friendship.
1) When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2) When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3) When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4) When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5) When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6) When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7) When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
8) When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9) This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask?,
"Because you are my friend".;
Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
Thanks to my friend Ellie!

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Always Remember

Always Remember
Always remember to forget
The things that made you sad
But never forget to remember
The things that made you glad.
Always remember to forget
The friends that proved untrue.
But don't forget to remember
Those that have stuck by you.
Always remember to forget
The troubles that have passed aways.
But never forget to remember
The blessings that come each day.
- Author Unknown -

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May God Bless You

May God Bless you

May God bless you with discomfort at easy answers, half truths, superficial relationships, so that you will live deep within your heart.

May God bless you with anger at injustice, oppression and exploitation of people so that you will work for justice, equality and peace.

May God bless you with tears to shed for those who suffer from pain, rejection, starvation and war, so that you will reach out your hand to comfort them and change their pain into joy.

And may God bless you with the foolishness to think that you can make a difference in the world, so that you will do the things which others tell you cannot be done.

This was Posted for me at a Support Forum..Thank-You Patti!!

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