I would like to offer up a Christmas prayer

I would like to offer up a Christmas prayer to our friends Hankkk, LoneRange, Pedro, Spit and our other conservative posters on this NG.
Author: NuGrassDate: Dec 24, 2006 09:09
Please forgive me for being a Left wing, Socialist Liberal. I will do my best to support our President Bush from now on as he sends our troops into battle to get killed in a war for profit. After all, only profit really matters and only a few elite diserve to be rich and live comfortable lives. Everyone else is just lazy and doesn't deserve a livable wage so when Bush tries to reverse the minimum wage increase, I will try to support him. Please forgive me of all my sins and transgressions! I promise to be more pessimistic and I will start by hating all blacks, asians, jews, arabs, hispanics and any other group of people who are not white and Christian.I also promise to support the military actions ordered by anyRepuiblican President and call anyone who disaproves of those actions an unamerican and also to oppose the same by any Democratic Presidentand call those actions "wag the dog". I promise not to bitch about the Half Trillion Dollar national debt our President Bush has created and also not to worry about the collapse ofthe Dollar. I will not complain when we have to take wheel barrows full of Dollars to buy a gallon of gas or loaf of bread. I will also support our Republican leaders when the want to appoint the likes of a Pedophile to Child Protective Services, a Neocon (who never served) as head of the Pentagon, an Industrialist to head of the Dept of Interrior, and generally support any Homosexual Republican as long as they cheat on their wives with other men and are against Same Sex Marriage. So good night and good luck and a merry, merry Chirstmas to all our Right Wing Friends.
Amen
I don't believe I could add to this!

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